It’s not that I don’t I love the water. I do. I love putting my feet in it and listening to waves lap the shore and seeing dolphins jump and all of that. But I can’t breathe in it. It’s unnatural. The thought of it terrifies me. And yet, I decided to take a surfing lesson in California
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Here is the good news: My wish has come true. I am now middle-aged and I am totally invisible! If you happen to be a middle-aged woman, you may be too, unless you have had your face done and your boobs lifted and your tum tum cool sculpted but even so, your neck may give you away. If you’re not sure, here is a fool-proof way to test it:
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