FACE IT. Times Are Changing

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Posted on Friday, September 9th, 2016

Last week, tropical storm Hermine swept through Florida and devastated the homes and lives of thousands. The two people running for the highest political office in the world, were fighting about who is more corrupt, you know, who has lied, cheated and hid the most stuff from the American people.  (One of these people is going to be the leader of the free world folks!) The world lost a great comedic talent in Gene Wilder, the best Willy Wonka ever, not to mention a very nice human being.  And front page news: Alicia Keys did not wear makeup to the VMA’s. Now THAT is something we really need to get to the bottom of.

Okay yes, this is what I want to expand on in this post and I know it is vapid and small of me. But if you want world news, political commentary and sober sends offs, you’re in the wrong place. Those things are beyond my understanding, I cannot make sense of what happens in the world. I cannot bear to think of the human suffering. I cannot believe that a few months ago I turned on the news to see there had been another mass shooting and when learning there were two victims dead, said to myself, “Phew! Only two this time.” So, if I think too much, delve too deep or try to make sense of today’s news, it may result in me doing something weird like binge watching Rugrats for days, trying to remember happy times when my kids were little, or drinking wine and eating cookie dough, and not the ice cream,  I mean just plain cookie dough. So please, please, let’s just focus on Alicia Keys for now.

Why the big to-do? Some people felt it was disrespectful to the industry.  Isn’t the industry Kim and Kanye? Is it even possible to disrespect Kanye? And how is not wearing make up disrespectful? Come on, I doubt she was lying in her bed playing Solitaire on her iPad, and looked at the time and said, “Oh shit! I’m supposed to be at the VMA’s!” and raced over changing into her dress in the car, arriving just in time to hit the stage. No. She also made sure to tweet that though she doesn’t like to wear it, she is NOT anti-makeup. As Alicia says, “DO YOU.” To each their own.

In her defense, her face is unlined, glowing, screams health and youth. Why cover it up? And frankly, if she is starting a #nomakeuprevolution, SIGN ME UP. I too am thinking of of joining the cause. I have just now arrived at the point where I will take my sunglasses off in Publix when I am makeup free. Sure, it’s because I am trying to see the calorie count on the Skinny Cows but still…it takes bravery. I’m SO getting there!

I remember one day when I was 30. I had just had a baby and my mother and I were taking her to the pediatrician for a check up. I combed my hair, stuck two breast pads to my boobs and headed towards the car. Looking at me my mother said, “I guess that’s the difference between 30 and 50. You don’t have to wear make up when you go out.” Yeah mom. THAT’S the difference. Good one. But now, I see her point.

I want to tell my daughters, FLAUNT YOUR YOUTH! Revel in it. Bask in it. Because, here is Victoria’s real secret: what she is screaming to us from the halls of shopping malls all over the world, ‘Wear it now! Don’t put it off until we run the 3 for 1 thong panties sale. Don’t wait for the lacy push up bras to be BOGO.” By the time that happens you may be needing the giant bras that hang on the back wall of Macy’s lingerie department, with the extra wide panel for back fat. Now is the time!

I admit,  I invested in several pairs of thong panties years ago when I was trying to woo back my then husband from the arms of another. Not only did it not work, but for all I know I may still be wearing them. You know, like that tampon you forgot you inserted, JUST IN CASE? I pulled a pair out the other day and thought, “What the hell? Let’s give it a try.” So, I put them on and ask M, “How do these panties look?” He looks confused as he asks, “What panties?”

So, okay, not a good look.

Anyway, back to Alicia and the whole no make up thing. I think she killed it. I respect her decision. Maybe the hours we spend drawing on eyebrows, lining lips, layering foundation, applying fake eyelashes, contouring, plumping, and air brushing are coming to an end with this next generation? Maybe they will use the time for writing amazing songs,  breaking the glass ceiling in the STEM arena, coming up with new cures, medicines, treatment plans to combat dreaded disease, designing amazing homes with green technology to save our planet, running for president. You know, stuff like that.

Yes, Alicia Keys is ON FIRE and I hope she ignites a whole generation.

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